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Thursday, August 26, 2004
Wisdom from Courtney

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,you're going to have trouble with it.
~Sara~
1:11 PM


Tuesday, August 24, 2004
I think it's time to look for a new template. I will miss my stars, though. Maybe I should try to learn some HTML, so I can make my own. I'm a dumbass when it comes to computers.

~Sara~
11:32 AM


Thursday, August 19, 2004
Why my Life is Crappy

I drive around all day long trying to figure out where people want me to be. When I get to where they want me to be, I don't think they want me to be there. I understand that I am a dumb student, and that I am terrible at the scoliosis test. I think everybody's spine is crooked, and I ask the attending to check every one. I know it's a test you could teach a monkey to do. I'm hopeless. Everything takes longer because I'm there. humph.

I don't think I like pediatrics. If I have to do one more school physical, I'm going to scream. I like to do procedures, but there aren't any to do. Nobody has stitches to take out. Nobody needs a joint tapped, or a shot of cortisone. It's just a bunch of runny noses, and teens that would rather die than have a young woman check them for a hernia. Turn your head and cough, then you can die. The most exciting thing I saw today was a classic otits media. I had to give 2 kids 5 shots each because their mom didn't keep up their immunizations. I could have stabbed her with the needles. The kids were aged 2 and 4, and they screamed the whole time. I was crying too by the end of it. Stupid parents. You have one extreme, where they think the shots are going to make their kids autistic, and then the other that are just plain negligent. I think maybe I'm just crabby because I had to drive home from Sterling Heights tonight, after working a 12 hour day.

I'm not even going to get into my personal life, which is a nightmare all its own.

At least I get to stay in Toledo tonight. Hey-- I have no phone, no internet and no cable, but at least it's home... and it's all mine.
~Sara~
9:24 PM


Sunday, August 15, 2004
Here's a contribution from Court. It's fun to relive your childhood!


Arrow in the butt, sweet cheeks!
Strunz
Jones
Princess Andrade and Crystal Belle
Big Daddy Jim
Ganking...everything
little blue buttocks
Master Beavis, Big Beavis, Santa Beavis, Turkey Beavis, and so on...
the IP
Doobs Joobs
May the force be with you...
being piddled
"I said 'fuck' to Brian Van today. He replied 'hard'."
hellelea!
Would you like to buy a flower?
Jake ass
I feel sheepish.
Breathing like our ducks!! (Some guy held my hand...I started breathing like our ducks!)
~Sara~
8:40 PM

Hear me Roar...

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
Any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And if I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!!
I don't have a problem,
With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL,
a BABE or a CHICK
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!


I went to the dollar show to see Troy last night. All I can tell you is that if you like Brad Pitt, you must see this movie. There are so many profiles of his rear, it's breathtaking. This is a movie for women, I'm telling you. We might get a little bit bored during the fighting. Really, it's a bunch of men with sharp sticks trying to poke each other. However, the acting is good, and the um... scenery is great. Check it out.
~Sara~
1:53 PM


Saturday, August 07, 2004
An ode to my Courtney Sharen:

fun bags
oompa loompa
the church parking lot
hey-- guess what I did
chocolate on your face
sister-mail
the lockets, the star collectors, and "Life is for the Living"
likely story, Paul
what do you know, I'm out of silkies
a Beavis among the Buttheads
the Mad Hatter and newport stripes
I'll give you an asshole, you son-of-a-bitch
It's my car, and I'll fart in it if I want
there's a goddamn worm in the goddamn flowers!
I want to %*#@ you like a mamminal
Rafiki
Mickey, Davey, Peter...... Mike
the WOPPs in the dungeon
a blue suitcase full of memories
mem mem mem
Dinago yinago rinageminagembinager whinagen winage tinagalked linagike thinagis?
affirmative, negative
Coobs, Soobs, Toobs, and Moobs
the Brewtus
Tiffany screaming bloody murder
Missy's dance
they think they smell like flowers
the babysitter's club
"Celebration" when we watched your dad's band
Block parties and water balloon fights
the piddle mobile

I just want to say thanks. You have been wonderful. I can't think of anybody else in my life who would drive her ass down here to be with me when I'm having a hard time.

You're the best. :)
~Sara~
5:39 PM


Sunday, August 01, 2004
Wow. I am really sad.

I have one shoe, one tie, one Rancid poster, and 2 coffee cups. They're like little land mines that send me reeling.
~Sara~
9:13 PM

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